What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 12:21

-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
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Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What are the bitter truths of life one should know?
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”